tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post4730740344332787512..comments2024-02-05T19:38:05.808-05:00Comments on Vita Brevis: Friday Morning Latin Lesson, Volume XXIIMJenkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-13015180543854300222009-05-01T09:45:00.000-04:002009-05-01T09:45:00.000-04:00I can only imagine the volume of microscopic nasti...I can only imagine the volume of microscopic nasties that currently inhabit Paris Hilton's body.Some Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06899082993897012313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-84492600644794688172009-05-01T10:02:00.000-04:002009-05-01T10:02:00.000-04:00Ooo, that girl's got a swinee hinee.Ooo, that girl's got a swinee hinee.Lostinspacehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05869135819061781586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-85847893616540110242009-05-01T10:19:00.000-04:002009-05-01T10:19:00.000-04:00Hey! That bitch stole my bacon unders!She can kee...Hey! That bitch stole my bacon unders!<br><br>She can keep them now.Gwenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09100388190136741782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-38831958227721407412009-05-01T10:46:00.000-04:002009-05-01T10:46:00.000-04:00She looks so darned happy to be wearing her breakf...She looks so darned happy to be wearing her breakfast. (shudder)Nejhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00982042722943000994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-86653282642192685182009-05-01T11:17:00.002-04:002009-05-01T11:17:00.002-04:00How do you say I DON'T habeo porcum volantem?...How do you say I DON'T habeo porcum volantem? Like that? And please tell me how to unburn that image from my rectum.Margohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15813140073356995390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-23848328881682759962009-05-01T11:17:00.001-04:002009-05-01T11:17:00.001-04:00Supper skinny blonds just can't win!Supper skinny blonds just can't win!redhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17215626415816734165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-88009375282707246592009-05-01T11:46:00.000-04:002009-05-01T11:46:00.000-04:00@ Some Guy: I would say, volumes! Oh, wait, you ...<b>@ Some Guy:</b> I would say, volumes! Oh, wait, you were going for a measure of quantity, and I was thinking books...anyway, I'm sure there's a plethora of undiscovered bacteria waiting to be found. I call dips on <i>Escheridia skankii</i>!<br><br><b>@ Lost In Space:</b> And didn't even have to canoe down the Cahulawassee River!<br><br><b>@ Gwentastic:</b> Yeah, I'm guessing she'd be one to shart in someone else's undies. <br><br><b>@ Nej:</b> I think it's because the yolks are, you know, lifesize.<br><br><b>@ Margo:</b> It's simple: <i>Non habeo porcum volantem!</i>As for burning anything to or from your rectum...<br><br><b>@ red:</b> Maybe if they ate more supper?the iNDefatigable mjenkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-7667562566846585302009-05-01T12:21:00.000-04:002009-05-01T12:21:00.000-04:00That pig is adorable.That pig is adorable.Soda and Candyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12935596856894830824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-295903075891820112009-05-01T12:30:00.000-04:002009-05-01T12:30:00.000-04:00@ S&C: Yeah, it took me a while to find a pic...<b>@ S&C:</b> Yeah, it took me a while to find a picture of Paris Hilton where she was kind of pretty.the iNDefatigable mjenkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-71561529465877194472009-05-01T12:36:00.000-04:002009-05-01T12:36:00.000-04:00I think you're too hard on Paris. She probabl...I think you're too hard on Paris. She probably gets the best antibiotics that money can buy. So I think she's covered for...um...occupational hazard?TishTashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04518645982745771359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-86584251489675303992009-05-01T13:27:00.000-04:002009-05-01T13:27:00.000-04:00I'm much more frightened about possibly catchi...I'm much more frightened about possibly catching Paris's crotch-rot than swine flu.BeckEyehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00119780316809151433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-66891798069912328392009-05-01T13:34:00.000-04:002009-05-01T13:34:00.000-04:00Now why would I want to unburn that image from my ...Now why would I want to unburn that image from my mind? Any lady wearing lingerie made from pig parts stands a far likely better chance of getting action from me than most.<br><br>*makes picture background on computer*Frankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14790581079702348943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-54190314433746854562009-05-01T13:41:00.000-04:002009-05-01T13:41:00.000-04:00I bet it actually really did start with Paris Hilt...I bet it actually really did start with Paris Hilton, Mjenks. Good call, my friend.Corahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02640568359378959501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-88075342983862827932009-05-01T14:01:00.000-04:002009-05-01T14:01:00.000-04:00Sunny side up??? Shouldn't her top be more om...Sunny side up??? Shouldn't her top be more omlette-y for eggsample and thereby less eggregious? Haha, just egging you on, I bet you have egg on your face.Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09174000870387556118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-35302336231048482082009-05-01T15:55:00.000-04:002009-05-01T15:55:00.000-04:00Did you hear that when someone asked Paris what sh...Did you hear that when someone asked Paris what she thought about the swine flu she responded, "I don't eat that". That's about the only thing she doesn't eat...Fancy Schmancyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12820338705876627799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-53532294119337320912009-05-01T16:14:00.000-04:002009-05-01T16:14:00.000-04:00Where'd you get the picture of my mother in la...Where'd you get the picture of my mother in law?Sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01254165746352156499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-23979368252224795352009-05-01T16:17:00.000-04:002009-05-01T16:17:00.000-04:00hahaha! I woke up this morning with a sore throat....hahaha! <br><br>I woke up this morning with a sore throat. You think it's anything?Candy's daily Dandyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18172746492146546253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-67482162361400530202009-05-01T16:20:00.000-04:002009-05-01T16:20:00.000-04:00@ TishTash: Sadly, I don't think that's t...<b>@ TishTash:</b> Sadly, I don't think that's the first time "hard on Paris" has appeared in print in that exact order.<br><br><b>@ Beckeye:</b> Too true. Tamiflu only works for the piggies.<br><br><b>@ Frank:</b> Dude, you need to masturbate more.<br><br><b>@ Cora:</b> Another great victory for science.<br><br><b>@ Eric:</b> Yolk it up while you can.<br><br><b>@ FancySchmancy:</b> Oh, I'll be that if she could milk another fifteen minutes of our time by eating a pig, she'd do it.<br><br><b>@ Sass:</b> I googled "flying pig".the iNDefatigable mjenkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-21758331025187263412009-05-01T16:21:00.000-04:002009-05-01T16:21:00.000-04:00@ Candy: Strep. What you need is a warm, creamy ...<b>@ Candy:</b> Strep. What you need is a warm, creamy throat "lozenge".the iNDefatigable mjenkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-81672119721149310502009-05-01T16:22:00.000-04:002009-05-01T16:22:00.000-04:00I must be infected with Swine Flu cause all I want...I must be infected with Swine Flu cause all I want to do today is wallow....preferably in chocolate.coolred38http://www.blogger.com/profile/07502256532402473484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-37606982205354625082009-05-01T17:19:00.000-04:002009-05-01T17:19:00.000-04:00I don't care. I would still have sex with Pari...I don't care. I would still have sex with Paris Hilton. If I had a shlong.<br><br>BTW...You forgot to say Pink Popped Collar guys. Those are the WORST.Gretahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05704516009854458304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-34462622514327004162009-05-01T20:56:00.000-04:002009-05-01T20:56:00.000-04:00*Unrelated to the Post*My wife just saw your twin ...*Unrelated to the Post*<br>My wife just saw your twin at Target. She yelled out across the pharmacy 'hey what are you doing here', and when you turned around it wasn't you. He wasn't even named Matt, but looked just like you; nice try, trying to make my wife crazy. I would have forgotten by Monday. LaterJoenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-59731693914361772512009-05-01T23:51:00.000-04:002009-05-01T23:51:00.000-04:00yea paris hilton is not very sexy at all, her face...yea paris hilton is not very sexy at all, her face looks like one of those characters on gumbyMr. Condescendinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12485174691445528415noreply@blogger.com