tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post7285629676928229327..comments2024-02-05T19:38:05.808-05:00Comments on Vita Brevis: Jiggity JigMJenkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-77090411729250198632011-01-13T17:22:01.262-05:002011-01-13T17:22:01.262-05:00how come you have monkeys who type instead of you,...how come you have monkeys who type instead of you, but you don't have monkeys who clean the house instead of you?DEZMONDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14127166104359407763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-62780251490212648402011-01-11T18:55:26.547-05:002011-01-11T18:55:26.547-05:00" BP shit on the US last summer, so I thought..." BP shit on the US last summer, so I thought I'd shit on them." <-- reason number 5464351 that I love you.Leigh Hutchens Burchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13974935740527936303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-29862815332449701542011-01-10T22:14:07.192-05:002011-01-10T22:14:07.192-05:00That's the thing about stories...they never le...That's the thing about stories...they never leave you alone. <br /><br />And dude, that plane chick...I can't even imagine... that turns my stomach just reading it--ew. I laughed my ass off when I read how you wanted to roll her out the door though...I am a bad, bad person.<br /><br />--snowsnowelfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06774922203013114354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-23599171288756173022011-01-10T21:08:14.203-05:002011-01-10T21:08:14.203-05:00I believe "Toad Suck Park" may be the ce...I believe "Toad Suck Park" may be the center of the Universe.Scopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14671603955380819514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-4159097039306387122011-01-10T18:49:11.442-05:002011-01-10T18:49:11.442-05:00I think I want to get married at Toad Suck Park. Y...I think I want to get married at Toad Suck Park. You, of course, are invited.Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01533509179274926434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-50232841082794966482011-01-10T16:14:14.185-05:002011-01-10T16:14:14.185-05:00I've been flying a lot the last few months, so...I've been flying a lot the last few months, so I identified with your story. And by identified with, I of course mean thought of all the things that I've done to people who have tailgated me. My favorite is the sudden stop when the line gets moving to reinforce how close the person is. If they don't get it, I do it again. And again.<br /><br />My record is 4 times during the course of a line.Nathan Lurzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13661084565939068734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-10100937570357527592011-01-10T15:29:33.409-05:002011-01-10T15:29:33.409-05:00@ Beckeye: I cannot believe that I whiffed on the...<b>@ Beckeye:</b> I cannot believe that I whiffed on the Rocky and Bullwinkle show reference...MJenkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-34949750221022986242011-01-10T14:34:48.186-05:002011-01-10T14:34:48.186-05:00You should have whipped out your best Cee Lo Green...You should have whipped out your best Cee Lo Green impression on Svetlana Gassyassovich with a "Fuck you and your window seat toooo..." <br /><br />There's also a song by Jesse Malin called "All the Way from Moscow to New York" that you could have bellowed loudly while she was trying to talk to Moose and Squirrel.BeckEyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00119780316809151433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-40973387900762298492011-01-10T13:15:50.620-05:002011-01-10T13:15:50.620-05:00@ Bev: I'm still sad I didn't get a pictu...<b>@ Bev:</b> I'm still sad I didn't get a picture of me in Toad Suck, AR...<br /><br /><b>@ SkyDad:</b> Of all the places I drove through for those two days, Conover was the ONE place where I thought sure I'd hear banjos playing...MJenkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-50058569498730361582011-01-10T11:56:39.820-05:002011-01-10T11:56:39.820-05:00Was there a blind kid playing banjo at Conover by ...Was there a blind kid playing banjo at Conover by chance?SkylersDadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18264164502733912326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-37043513262622582142011-01-10T11:10:49.222-05:002011-01-10T11:10:49.222-05:00I'm glad you're back, safe & sound &am...I'm glad you're back, safe & sound & with more stories to tell!Bevhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275839554554036296noreply@blogger.com