tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post7980132903487912234..comments2024-02-05T19:38:05.808-05:00Comments on Vita Brevis: On the Married Guy's PerspectiveMJenkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-51533518482594646862008-12-17T23:43:00.000-05:002008-12-17T23:43:00.000-05:00Thanks for finishing up the game! Sending the kids...Thanks for finishing up the game! <br><br>Sending the kids to the orphanage is a nice threat, but when I was a kid, the most effective one was being sent to the convent. <br><br>And if you ever find yourself feeling dirty in front of Victoria's Secret again, just look to the left at the other guy. Or the right. They're both probably creepier.TishTashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04518645982745771359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-40635104683810538762008-12-18T08:12:00.000-05:002008-12-18T08:12:00.000-05:00This is all very funny and honest at the same time...This is all very funny and honest at the same time - great post!katrockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14093885900740274727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-32041809856941227992008-12-18T10:23:00.000-05:002008-12-18T10:23:00.000-05:00Yay!!! I knew you'd do us proud!Very funny and...Yay!!! I knew you'd do us proud!<br><br>Very funny and awesome.<br><br>I also love what you said about commitment. We've been together for just over 8 years and it is hard sometimes and the grass past the fence does look greener occasionally, but there is no one that would be a better husband for me and I know that. <br><br>Except for Clive Owen of course.SouthernBellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-15809083073446257582008-12-18T10:47:00.000-05:002008-12-18T10:47:00.000-05:00Ok, there was a backseat sex theme throughout - pr...Ok, there was a backseat sex theme throughout - pretty impressive... now I'm going to put the challenge out there to the husband this weekend, of course, we'll have to have the heat running since it's 17 degrees here. Aside from that, I am going upstairs to see how many popcorn buckets my husband has cut holes in. You men are so fucking creative.Susanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04974251468371326729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-51499518723547821562008-12-18T12:34:00.000-05:002008-12-18T12:34:00.000-05:00I always figured flowers were a bad sign, because ...I always figured flowers were a bad sign, because it was like, "Hey, I love spending $30 on crap that's dead. Speaking of which, how's your burger?"<br><br>It's that kind of rational approach to women that's ensured I stay on the single side of the equation.pistols at dawnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-68498839164469441652008-12-18T19:40:00.000-05:002008-12-18T19:40:00.000-05:00Amy Adams is hot!And for the most part I agree wit...Amy Adams is hot!<br><br>And for the most part I agree with you on everything (does that mean I should be a married boy?? ick!)<br><br>I might add however that when it comes to flowers, usually the first thing I think of when I get random ones is "ok, what did you do and where do you want to hide the body?"<br><br>Also, not all the clientele at VS are 15 year old girls. I'm a healthy, LEGAL 26 and I still shop there from time to time. Especially when I feel like going home afterwards to have a nice healthy cry at how I don't fit into anything and I'm fat and don't look like any of those models.<br><br>Good times good times!~Ehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09790803480647717864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-75871058653329865552008-12-19T08:21:00.000-05:002008-12-19T08:21:00.000-05:00@ TishTash: Well, we already send the kids to Cat...<b>@ TishTash:</b> Well, we already send the kids to Catholic school, so the convent thing isn't really much of a threat. They aren't old enough to understand the threat of Juvy, so we're stuck with the Orphanage for now. <br><br><b>@ katrocket:</b> There's no other way to be funny than honest. Perhaps honesty with a tiny bit of sensationalism worked in, but honest nonetheless.<br><br><b>@ Southern Belle:</b> See, I feel the same way. Except for the Clive Owen thing.<br><br><b>@ Susan:</b> I think the more impressive thing--aside from the awkward backseat sex theme--was that I managed to <i>not</i> work the word 'fuck' into that post at all. Amazing.<br><br><b>@ Pistols:</b> I'm kind of in the same boat. I figured if I brought flowers to a date, it'd be the ones she's allergic to. Or they'd have a bee in them. And there's no surer cockblock than bee stings and hay fever.<br><br><b>@ E:</b> No, no. I don't think you should be a married boy. I think you're perfectly fine the way you are. And, I need to start hanging around YOUR mall, apparently.the iNDefatigable mjenkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-41007230653633777302008-12-20T22:36:00.000-05:002008-12-20T22:36:00.000-05:00Yeah - you should feel dirty. Mostly because Vict...Yeah - you should feel dirty. Mostly because Victoria's Secret isn't a secret any longer - all of their merchandise falls apart, man. I stopped buying VS stuff awhile ago - just couldn't handle paying $45 for a bra that lasted for one week.<br><br>Worst experience ever: Am standing in a line at supermarket. Feel an odd jiggle on brastrap and ZING! my brand new VS bra strap chooses to dislodge itself from the bra body. BOOM! The girls hit the floor. Sag city, I call thee home.<br><br>End of story.<br><br>DG starts buying bras at fucking Target, babe.dghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00641441621516976661noreply@blogger.com