tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post8303533974771822221..comments2024-02-05T19:38:05.808-05:00Comments on Vita Brevis: Sunday Free For AllMJenkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-53893251848385824162009-03-15T19:49:00.000-04:002009-03-15T19:49:00.000-04:00Every. Single. Time.Every. Single. Time.Nejhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00982042722943000994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-1262710125861538892009-03-15T20:34:00.000-04:002009-03-15T20:34:00.000-04:00I totally thought you were making that up. Go figu...I totally thought you were making that up. Go figure.<br><br>Of course, now I must be nosy and ask you how your Steak and Blow Job Day went yesterday. Hmm? Do tell. ;-)Corahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02640568359378959501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-62405560247000533992009-03-15T21:02:00.000-04:002009-03-15T21:02:00.000-04:00How come that fat chick is burying her head in the...How come that fat chick is burying her head in the skinny man's crotch? <br><br>Is she looking for steak?<br><br>Who's B.J.?<br><br>I have a cousin B.J. <br><br>But I don't know if she eats steak. <br><br>I'm so cornfused.Sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01254165746352156499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-68831429162261497112009-03-16T02:24:00.000-04:002009-03-16T02:24:00.000-04:00I used the Arrhenius equation and your pH is 9.3. ...I used the Arrhenius equation and your pH is 9.3. You are a bitter man.Chemgeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803297898913358147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-82422341146260747682009-03-16T16:22:00.000-04:002009-03-16T16:22:00.000-04:00@ Nej: Would you be available to travel back to m...<b>@ Nej:</b> Would you be available to travel back to my elementary school and throw it in my fourth grade teacher's face that, yes, some people do bat 1.000? Thanks.<br><br><b>@ Cora:</b> No, see, sometimes (read: all the freaking time) I'm not full of crap. And, as for the other...a gentleman never tells.<br><br>Good thing for you, I'm a snake. My Steak and Blow Job Day went as such: I ate lasagna and we watched <i>Kiki's Delivery Service</i>. Someone had to be up at 5:30 in the morning on Sunday for work, and someone doesn't like to outsource her...holiday celebrations, we'll say.<br><br><b>@ Sass:</b> That lady is handicapped and has fallen out of her wheelchair. The guy is helping her up off the ground. And the heart means that he loves helping the handicapped. You'd think I wouldn't have to spell these things out for you.<br><br><b>@ Chemgeek:</b> Ah, but did you account for my acerbic wit?the iNDefatigable mjenkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-74563292760120335552009-03-16T16:29:00.000-04:002009-03-16T16:29:00.000-04:00:-) Only if you visit my 5th grade teacher and te...:-) Only if you visit my 5th grade teacher and tell him that Micky Dolenz was indeed the drummer for the Monkees. :-)Nejhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00982042722943000994noreply@blogger.com