tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post8326407066382027023..comments2024-02-05T19:38:05.808-05:00Comments on Vita Brevis: What I Should Have Said Wednesday: Shop ClassMJenkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-72983782543894880282011-01-21T08:00:25.380-05:002011-01-21T08:00:25.380-05:00Yeah, I remember shop class. The teach had a coupl...Yeah, I remember shop class. The teach had a couple of "helpers" (read: mentally retarded boys who couldn't sit still in a NORMAL class)/ One of them thought it'd be funny to hit my ass with a board. It was a small board, but a board nonetheless. NOT APPROPRIATE.<br /><br />Good times. <br /><br /><br />ScratchKraneiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04098753589894602353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-25875556790724835932011-01-20T18:20:54.018-05:002011-01-20T18:20:54.018-05:00I feel as if I've completely missed out on som...I feel as if I've completely missed out on some crucial childhood milestones, having never shat myself, nor first hand-witnessed a classmate fillet themselves.Jay Ferrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08361912685495566176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-77916167131541305802011-01-20T11:01:09.102-05:002011-01-20T11:01:09.102-05:002 stories.
Middle school shop class. The teacher ...2 stories.<br /><br />Middle school shop class. The teacher asked me and another student to move a band saw that has out of order due to an electrical short. He obivously pick us because we were hulking He-Men who had muscles like Greek gods. Anyway, douchebag has us lifting and moving this thing, BEFORE he unplugs it. Electrocution (?) is NOT fun. Talk about almost shitting your pants. It literally paralyzed us on the spot. We couldn't move, couldn't let go. The teacher was like, "Oops. Let me get that plug." Then he was all, "Suck it up boys. It's only a little 220."<br /><br />Second story:<br />Working as a medical assistant at an urgent care clinic on the weekend. Guy comes in and says he had an accident with his saw. Turns out kickback is a bitch when running a circular saw. Nearly filleted his thumb all the way.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-84418963877448024662011-01-20T10:45:37.504-05:002011-01-20T10:45:37.504-05:00I dug shop... probably because the class only had ...I dug shop... probably because the class only had 4 girls in it and I was the coolest one *shifty*<br /><br />But yeah... the boy I liked occasionally sprayed a little when he laughed (I blamed his braces) but there was no poop involved.Hart Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17599570189253229318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-49860186860892559082011-01-19T23:40:58.339-05:002011-01-19T23:40:58.339-05:00I knew a kid that cut off his thumb on a band saw....I knew a kid that cut off his thumb on a band saw. Shop class isn't for the weak...SkylersDadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18264164502733912326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-45894938490237559762011-01-19T23:17:58.992-05:002011-01-19T23:17:58.992-05:00Hey, if shitting your pants in shop class is cool,...Hey, if shitting your pants in shop class is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.Scopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14671603955380819514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-19217594333784957982011-01-19T16:57:34.191-05:002011-01-19T16:57:34.191-05:00Oh man, that is rough!
Although, I hear some ch...Oh man, that is rough! <br /><br />Although, I hear some chicks are into that sort of thing. So, ya know. *cough*<br /><br />Hey look, something shiny. Gotta run!Bevhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18275839554554036296noreply@blogger.com