tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post9135253241889734193..comments2024-02-05T19:38:05.808-05:00Comments on Vita Brevis: How I Learned to Become a ManMJenkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-64812000938768409482009-06-10T11:57:13.777-04:002009-06-10T11:57:13.777-04:00I did that all the time. During camping trips, we...I did that all the time. During camping trips, we'd pee on trees while hiking, as there were no bathrooms around. However, my parents failed to explain that this was only acceptable while camping. My mom had to come outside yelling more than once as she saw me peeing on the tree in our front yard, with lots of pedestrians and passing cars to see.Frankhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14790581079702348943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-65212340774538006712009-06-10T11:57:13.776-04:002009-06-10T11:57:13.776-04:00I will forever be jealous of how easy it is for me...I will forever be jealous of how easy it is for men to pee outside. <br><br>When we're hiking in the mountains and Mot steps off the trail for a quick pee.....he's always welcomed back to the trail with a jealous glare from me. :-)Nejhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00982042722943000994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-34188018929813202882009-06-10T12:09:14.465-04:002009-06-10T12:09:14.465-04:00I'm with Nej. That may be the one thing I envy...I'm with Nej. That may be the one thing I envy about men...well, that and your tendency to make more than me for the same damn job.redhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17215626415816734165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-30600031755163856192009-06-10T12:32:15.384-04:002009-06-10T12:32:15.384-04:00This made me laugh!This made me laugh!The Ambiguous Blobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07167553555513633437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-35785740671216221122009-06-10T12:43:21.604-04:002009-06-10T12:43:21.604-04:00What happened to 'leave nothing behind but foo...What happened to 'leave nothing behind but footprints'? Nah, just kidding...Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09174000870387556118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-37398385473727597072009-06-10T12:56:12.862-04:002009-06-10T12:56:12.862-04:00Hahahhaa, I like your nanna.Hahahhaa, I like your nanna.Soda and Candyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12935596856894830824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-28191000867568052712009-06-10T13:46:04.814-04:002009-06-10T13:46:04.814-04:00Killing shrubs with urine is what little boys like...Killing shrubs with urine is what little boys like to do...there is always a spot outside a house with boys that looks a little more brown then the rest of the greenery.coolred38http://www.blogger.com/profile/07502256532402473484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-72582622350376031862009-06-10T13:52:05.469-04:002009-06-10T13:52:05.469-04:00We had a kid on our block growing up who used to p...We had a kid on our block growing up who used to poop in the middle of the street. I'm not sure which of his relatives he picked that up from.Some Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06899082993897012313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-37401817263234108792009-06-10T14:32:09.359-04:002009-06-10T14:32:09.359-04:00You just reminded me of a garden urination event i...You just reminded me of a garden urination event in my past which just might be blog-worthy. Thanks!Corahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02640568359378959501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-67543528220220386242009-06-10T15:04:45.271-04:002009-06-10T15:04:45.271-04:00Once when I was a teenager, I had stayed out too l...Once when I was a teenager, I had stayed out too late and upon my return home I didn't want to wake my parents and thereby let them know how late I got home. So I peed in the side yard because I knew the flush would wake my dad.words...words...words...http://www.blogger.com/profile/02441563723665841808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-48143264781071220862009-06-10T15:44:08.933-04:002009-06-10T15:44:08.933-04:00I still piss outside sometimes! Ill pull over a pi...I still piss outside sometimes! Ill pull over a piss right on a sidewalk or an alley at night, seriously. Love it.Mr. Condescendinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12485174691445528415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-24429878644551852402009-06-10T17:32:20.135-04:002009-06-10T17:32:20.135-04:00ps - Unrelated because indoors, but I once peed in...ps - Unrelated because indoors, but I once peed in a light socket when 3 yrs old, starting a small electrical fire which I remember vividly.Erichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09174000870387556118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-49153398628608482362009-06-10T17:36:25.157-04:002009-06-10T17:36:25.157-04:00First of all, Mr. Condescending cracks me up! Sec...First of all, Mr. Condescending cracks me up! <br><br>Second of all, I like both your Grandpa and Grandma.<br><br>Third of all, I never mind seeing a guy snake it out to pee - any gawk at a dick that I get is good in my book!Phat Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158383367119551045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-6484432930754154442009-06-10T18:45:39.362-04:002009-06-10T18:45:39.362-04:00That's why I taught my son "back yard is ...That's why I taught my son "back yard is good, front yard is not".Fancy Schmancyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12820338705876627799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-80912173203393274822009-06-10T20:02:35.360-04:002009-06-10T20:02:35.360-04:00After the birth of my 4th child and my first son, ...After the birth of my 4th child and my first son, I told my wife, "finally, I have a child I can teach to pee outside." She did not think that was very funny.<br><br>But, as Fancy just said, "Back yard good, front is not."Chemgeekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07803297898913358147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-54079715896481755572009-06-11T00:45:38.010-04:002009-06-11T00:45:38.010-04:00I grew up on a farm. 5 people. One bathroom. Ro...I grew up on a farm. 5 people. One bathroom. Road that saw 4 cars pass a day.<br><br>I think I was in college before the "pee inside" passed the "pee outside" in the ledger.Scopehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14671603955380819514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-43011237921524633652009-06-11T06:09:02.239-04:002009-06-11T06:09:02.239-04:00I LOVE your grandparents. I've been called &qu...I LOVE your grandparents. I've been called "fiery" a time or two in my day...LiLuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-20682936071174995872009-06-11T08:19:48.316-04:002009-06-11T08:19:48.316-04:00A few days after moving into our house in 2003, my...A few days after moving into our house in 2003, my older son (who was three at the time) whipped it out and produced a perfect Golden Arc of Glory, right on the front lawn. Naturally, a gaggle of neighbors drove by in time to witness my humiliation.<br><br>I was all, "Welcome to the 'hood, bitches!"dghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00641441621516976661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-53034926148498989262009-06-11T09:13:25.390-04:002009-06-11T09:13:25.390-04:00Just curious, but who's manhood did you end up...Just curious, but who's manhood did you end up stepping towards?Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-46009047983701640872009-06-11T22:20:03.572-04:002009-06-11T22:20:03.572-04:00Papa's are a great source of all the real thin...Papa's are a great source of all the real things you need to know in life. Funny how it seems that Grandmothers always know where these little tid-bits of wisdom come from even when we aren't spilling the beans :-) My Papa past three weeks ago so this post was a nice little nod to Great Grandpa wisdom everywhere.<br><br><br><br>P.s. My blog address got revamped because of some cyber-screw up (just incase you were missing me and Lisa's chest :-) http://lisa-tastrophies.blogspot.comLisa-tastrophieshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04087582850469993109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6457515953341334959.post-46176241869671539982009-06-12T04:50:59.095-04:002009-06-12T04:50:59.095-04:00I love you grandfather for that. Really - so mean,...I love you grandfather for that. Really - so mean, but so worth the beating he got.Anna Russellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01950324339154028297noreply@blogger.com