Hints for Heloise

Since you're never going to read this in the daily featurette, I thought I would share this little sniglet of information with you.

If you find yourself at night cleaning up vomit and your wife has hidden the twin bed sheets from you, a queen-sized bed sheet turned sideways is very effective. Just be sure to spritz it with a little Febreze first to help mask the fact that the room was just covered in vomit.

Puke Scrubbing in Durham, NC.