Oh, I'm Safe

Remember a couple of hours ago when I was looking at the future me, with my works ripped off and shat upon a page for someone else's gain?

Thanks to the dudes at Penny Arcade, I now have a solution for the future conundrum when it hits:

Again, click on the image if you don't want to go blind. If you do want to go blind, might I suggest more methanol and masturbation.