Have you ever had that dream where you're cruising around in a Ford F-150 with Rick Majerus riding co-pilot, and you're driving down some back roads in the country on your way to Sonic with the coach and you're talking basketball strategy with him and trying real hard not to work the term "cockblock" into the conversation?
Uh, yeah, neither have I...
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Maybe a few less greasy snacks right before bedtime.
If you're going to cruise around with anyone in a Ford it may as well be Mike Rowe or, better yet, Leelee
I try to never do two things in life: get in a Ford or talk basketball strategy. I don't believe in the car or the sport. They're like ghosts or the Easter Bunny.
Well, I liked the Ford part of the dream anyway...
Would you believe me if I said no?
Dream's ass - I call that Saturday night.
Well, no, but I am sure you have had this one:
Ryan Stiles is the head of the French mob in Marseilles and he has stolen my dustpan.
To get it back, me, Telly Savalas and Dwight Eisenhower have to ride motorcycles to a tugboat dock, take to the water and find the salad bar.
Once there we had to wait while the garbage cans reinflated and the 5-year olds ran the trading floor.
Everyone has that one, right?
Me thinks thou dost protest too much!
ahhh....no, can't say that I have.
I try not to have dreams involving Rick Majerus at all, or at least I try desperately to forget them when they occur, though they might be better than dreams involving Brent Musberger, or Wikipedia-inspired dreams about anyone. I'm not a big fan of Ford, but their trucks probably don't suck (well, other than the F150's tendency to stop and refuse to start for 20 minutes at a time), and at least you and Rick weren't sharing a Focus.
We are getting a Sonic near my work, so those pointless ads on my TV will no longer be so pointless.
Don't the five-year olds already run the trading floor, or is that just when they lose?
Who hasn't??
My friends went to an Obama rally the other night and got pins that said "Sarah Palin is a cockblocker." It doesn't make much sense, but the word "cockblocker" never fails to get a laugh.
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