Sorry, folks. I'm experiencing some technical difficulties. Seems as though Time Warner Cable, in their infinite dumbassery, thinks that my new, hot damn, red-head with big knockers and wearing fuck me boots and fishnets...where was I? Oh, right, my new computer. Despite it having 64K worth of RAM, TWC seems to think it has less than 32K. Granted, it's spread over four processors, but still. Dumb fuckers won't let me hook it to the internet. AND TWC is again threatening to take away Nickelodeon and pretty much every other channel I watch.
I'm off to order AT&T wireless for the house. It might be a little slower than road runner, but I'll bet they have better customer service. Oh yeah, and it's an assload cheaper. Eat dick, TWC. If I didn't live at the bottom of a hill, I'd dump your shitty television services, too (although the Big Ten network for $5.00 a month...very nice...I can watch Indiana lose whenever I so desire!)
I hope to be back soon. In the meantime, enjoy the test pattern from above. If you cross your eyes and stare at it long enough, and say "boobies boobies boobies" three times fast, a picture of Leelee Sobieski resolves itself from the colors. Mmmm...boobies...
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A whole 64 KILOBYTES of RAM? Spread across a quad processor? What you're saying is you've modded 4 Timex/Sinclaire 1000's with the 14K memory expansion packs together (2K+14K = 16K) to make a Commodore 64? And you are wondering why you are having issues? You must be running some awesome little LINUX OS on that dude to take up less memory than a decent PowerPoint slide show.
I'm guessing you meant GB, and you are describing Amy Adams-esque tech vs. Lucille Ball-esque tech. (And Lucy was HOT in her day, don't get me wrong, but being DEAD for 20 years, not rockin' the boots so much.)
I heard about TWC and Viacom. That sux. Not that it affects me, but still.
I use AT&T, and their customer service isn't the best. I think I was the first customer of theirs to ever move and wish to retain all their services. It was like they were making it up as they went along. But still, beats dealing with Comcast.
Um, what did Scope just say?
Anyway, for what it's worth, I switched to AT&T U-verse last spring (TV and wi-fi) and LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it.
I guess I'm easily entertained or need to be introduced to some funnier bloggers, but just that picture was HYSTERICAL! Happy New Year.
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