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Happy Thanksgivin, Y'all!!!

November 25, 2010

As my wife and I are preparing a genuine (pronounced "Jen-yew-WINE!") southern Thanksgiving (read: Everything fried), I'm taking time out from surfing Thanksgiving porn...and wow, did Squanto ever show those Puritans the proper way to "bury a fish for fertility" getting last minute candied yam ideas just to wish you, my friends, family and complete strangers from the internet, a Happy Thanksgiving.


Let us celebrate the fertility of the land...and the loins of a gobbler and hen turkey...with a festive feast, good cheer, family togetherness, and pie. Lots of goddamned pie.

Now, please, for the love of God, would somebody lock Al Roker away in a vault somewhere and throw away the key?

4 comments:

Wynn said...

I'm thankful for all the blogs out there that are awesome and give me great pleasure to read, yours included!

soft nonsense said...

What Wynn said. Hope it's a good one :)

Chelle said...

I am thankful for turkey baby costumes.

DEZMOND said...

ah, I won't even ask what's your opinion on tofurkey instead of turkey!