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Happy Thanksgivin, Y'all!!!

November 25, 2010

As my wife and I are preparing a genuine (pronounced "Jen-yew-WINE!") southern Thanksgiving (read: Everything fried), I'm taking time out from surfing Thanksgiving porn...and wow, did Squanto ever show those Puritans the proper way to "bury a fish for fertility" getting last minute candied yam ideas just to wish you, my friends, family and complete strangers from the internet, a Happy Thanksgiving.

Let us celebrate the fertility of the land...and the loins of a gobbler and hen turkey...with a festive feast, good cheer, family togetherness, and pie. Lots of goddamned pie.

Now, please, for the love of God, would somebody lock Al Roker away in a vault somewhere and throw away the key?


Wynn said...

I'm thankful for all the blogs out there that are awesome and give me great pleasure to read, yours included!

soft nonsense said...

What Wynn said. Hope it's a good one :)

Chelle said...

I am thankful for turkey baby costumes.

DEZMOND said...

ah, I won't even ask what's your opinion on tofurkey instead of turkey!