Quarantine!

By the orders of the Center for Disease Control and the Government of These United States of America, this blog is quarantined until such time as it is deemed to no longer be a threat to the health of the general populace.

Be warned that, if you have had any contact with this blog in the past week, you could be exposed to the dangerous and highly-deadly H1N1 virus. Or, you might get the sniffles and a fever and a nasty cough that keeps your husband up all night.

Please refer to this site if you are unfamiliar with the symptoms of the Artist Formerly Known as the Swine Flu.

Thank you for your cooperation. Wash your hands. Jiggle it twice. Eet mor chikun.

Kill the Pig...

...spill its blood, slit its throat.

Nothing like starting off with a good, violent line from a classic piece of literature. However, did William Golding know something we didn't, what with this Swine Flu/Hinee thing running amok through the world's population, leaving death and destruction in its wake? I think he did. Kill the pig, indeed. And not just the fat kid with the glasses. Don't look up, tubby.

To that end, I offer you this to try and make it through your day. Enjoy.



I guess we'll all meet over at Mr. Sanders' joint later for some back bacon and mead.