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Quarantine!

June 2, 2009

By the orders of the Center for Disease Control and the Government of These United States of America, this blog is quarantined until such time as it is deemed to no longer be a threat to the health of the general populace.

Be warned that, if you have had any contact with this blog in the past week, you could be exposed to the dangerous and highly-deadly H1N1 virus. Or, you might get the sniffles and a fever and a nasty cough that keeps your husband up all night.

Please refer to this site if you are unfamiliar with the symptoms of the Artist Formerly Known as the Swine Flu.

Thank you for your cooperation. Wash your hands. Jiggle it twice. Eet mor chikun.

17 comments:

Some Guy said...

What do they call that? Sixty-swine?

Sorry. That was a gimme.

Cora said...

Between you and Candy I'm starting to feel a wee bit germaphobic around Blogaritaville lately.

Eww.

Eric said...

gah... I cannot unsee that...

Sass said...

Some Guy wins. He beat me to it.

And yuck. Just...yuck.

Anna Russell said...

Pig porn? I am strangely impressed.

Moooooog35 said...

We got a letter from my daughter's dance school that one of the kids there tested positive for H1N1.

I had no idea pigs could tap dance until I saw the recital.

Chemgeek said...

I'm not worried because I type while wearing surgical gloves and mask, safety glasses and my ever present aluminum foil hat. I'm pretty well covered. I also take a shot of Lysol each day with my mega dose of Vitamin C.

Mr. Condescending said...

Jenks tell me, are pigs clean? I hate when people tell me they are actually clean animals. They stink, they roll around all day in slop. They are all fat, they sound nasty, and they are mean looking.

Nej said...

That picture just destroyed my left retina, and I now have a nervous tick in the third toe on my right foot.

You really should warn a gal. :-)

Soda and Candy said...

*achoo*

Aw, crap.

words...words...words... said...

So THAT'S why they call it "porking".

Kristine said...

Looks like my cats.

Gwen said...

Also? Some Guy is a comic genius. Sixty-swine?

*SNORT!*

Gwen said...

Where'd you get the picture of my wedding night, you bastard?!

coolred38 said...

So now we know why this little piggy ran all the way home...hmmm?

dg said...

See? I ALWAYS learn something on your blog. I was unaware that little piggies liked to 69. Thank you for that titillating bit of information. This is Reason #1,456,333 Why You Rule.

Fancy Schmancy said...

That's. just. wrong.