Original Poetry

Language was developed for one endeavor, and that is...Mr Perry?
To communicate?
No! To woo women!



A poem:

"Thank you Jesus," I often say,
Upon waking nearly every day.

"For the gift of this wonderful wife,
Whom you gave me to share my life."

As I gaze upon her in our bed,
Wearing a giant Madeline head.

Happy Anniversary!

And what says love and happy anniversary better than exploding pumpkins?


Exploding Pumpkins

In case you were wondering...it's nine years. And they're using dry ice in sealed soda bottles.