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Original Poetry

October 20, 2009

Language was developed for one endeavor, and that is...Mr Perry?
To communicate?
No! To woo women!




A poem:


"Thank you Jesus," I often say,
Upon waking nearly every day.

"For the gift of this wonderful wife,
Whom you gave me to share my life."

As I gaze upon her in our bed,
Wearing a giant Madeline head.


Happy Anniversary!


And what says love and happy anniversary better than exploding pumpkins?


Exploding Pumpkins


In case you were wondering...it's nine years. And they're using dry ice in sealed soda bottles.

20 comments:

JennyMac said...

awwww...I love this sweet inner layer of you. Romance with a side dish of exploding pumpkins.

Mala said...

Poetry, exploding pumpkins, giant doll heads... Mrs. J is one lucky lady!

Ed Adams said...

Nothing says love like puppets and pumpkins.

Scope said...

Great rack. Lots of head. Way to go!

But one question, as a chemist, did you write that verse in ionic pentameter?

Bev said...

Happy Anniversary! I hope that's not the only 'splosion Mrs. J gets to experience today.

Yeah, I said it!

otherworldlyone said...

I love that Madeline head! Where did she get that!?

And Happy Anniversary!

erin said...

Happy Anniversary! Nine years, that's a lot of exploding pumpkins.


word verification: splatur

Travis said...

Aren't you just the whole package?

Moooooog35 said...

If having your wife wearing giant Madeline heads in bed is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Cowguy said...

Your woman is sooo lucky to have a man like you. Poetry one minute, blowed up punkins the next.

BTW your old lady is hot hot hot!!!

Soda and Candy said...

"Uh, honey? When I said 'wear a schoolgirl outfit for me', a giant Madeline head was not what I had in mind..."

Happy Anniversary!!!

mo.stoneskin said...

I've often read that exploding pumpkins are excellent anniversary presents. As are rocket-marrows and lemon cluster bombs.

carissajaded said...

Where can I find a man who will explode shit for me? That was awesome! Happy anniversary!

BeckEye said...

Happy Anniversary! Nice dead poet reference.

JenJen said...

Oh is this sweet as sugar!

How nice of you, MJenks. Very nice.

Raine said...

Happy Anniversary!

Jules said...

Awwwwwwwwwww! Happy Anniversary!!!!

adrienzgirl said...

Ooo...I would so heart you if we weren't married to other people!

Cora said...

Scope told me you'd posted a pic of your wife and I immediately leapt off the couch and vaulted over the exercise ball in a mad dash to ye olde 'puter just to see her and THIS is all you have for me? FREAKIN MADELINE?!

Bastard.

Happy anniversary anyway. I guess. *pout*

Nej said...

Happy belated anniversary!!!!!!!! :-)