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February 7, 2011

Hooray! Green Bay won the Super Bowl. Hat tip to the Steelers fans: I don't hate the Steelers, but I sure as hell did not want them to win last night. In the mean time, let's toss some cheerleaders in the air to celebrate!!!

A word, if I may, to all the Green Bay fans who still would fall on their knees and worship the fucking ground that Favre walks on and have him start this fall, eat dick. Let us never speak his name again.

To the rest of the Packers fanbase, let's not let another quarterback get bigger than the franchise, kthanxbai.

Also, I would be lying if I didn't kind of want the league to be in lock out next season that I can enjoy a Super Bowl title for two years. Selfish, I know, but in a league that prides itself on parity, I might not get to celebrate another two titles in a row. Ever.

Anyone have any word on whether Antawn Randle El has finally shut the fuck up, or is he still yapping about the only two marginally decent plays that he completed in his stellar professional career?


Bev said...

I don't talk football, but I do love boobs.

Elliott said...

My Randle-El Jersey Wearin' employee called in sick today, after all her big talk on Friday.

And that tee looks much better on her than on this guy.

Amber Tidd Murphy said...

Personally, I DO hate the Steelers. Only because I semi-dated a guy who was a huge Steelers fan. And I say semi-dated because he had a girlfriend, but didn't want ME seeing anyone else. I should BLOG about that experience.

I digress.

Why the Randle El hatred?! He played both football and basketball at IU, and for that reason alone... I always kinda liked him. What did he do to you?

Roxanne and Lorraine said...

Yeah, I just came to comment on the boobs. Football, not so much.

Scope said...

The Packers played a great, error free game. My Steelers didn't. Congrats on their victory.

Grumble, grumble, grumble.

SkylersDad said...

Hats off to the Pack, I was rooting for them. And to Miss Underboob, I tip my hat and drop my trou...

BeckEye said...

Fuck this post.

(reaches into bag of go-to Steel Town phrases)

Whatever, we've still won more Super Bowls than anyone else.

(emotionally eats an entire Primanti's cheesesteak in 2 bites)