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It's Election Day

November 4, 2008

I fully endorse the Lando Calrissian and Chewbacca ticket. Don't let the A-Wing fighters dissuade you. Although, for some reason, I do fear that Calrissian will sell out our country in the end.

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Lando promises to switch our economy away from petroleum-based fuels and focus more on tibanna gas.
Lando is pro-floating city.
Lando firmly believes in listing Sasquatch as an endangered species.
Lando understands the need for more time. Sometimes, things don't go according to schedule. Just give them more time.
Lando gives two thumbs up to engaging issues at point blank range.

Vote today. And vote Calrissian/Chewbacca, for a better future.


Poobomber said...

He's got my vote, but his Endor Initiative sits a little uneasy with me. What if the Ewoks get their way? What does that mean for us regular working class people?

Gwen said...

While I like most of the Lando platform, I voted for Terrence Trent D'Arby.

Chemgeek said...

I'm sick of people bashing the Endor Initiative. The anti-Lando crowd has been spewing misinformation and half-truths. They have turned this into class warfare. If we treat the Ewoks better, the benefits will trickle down to the working class. It's called the Trickle Down Force. It's got to work. It just has to.

Dr Zibbs said...

No, the real candidate is over on my blog.

LYDIA said...

I also voted for Terrence Trent D'Arby - but I do have a secret love for Chewy.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Lando has that sort of Obamaesqe-j'ne sais quois. Don't you think. Could be the difference at the polls.