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Is Your Heart Fonder Yet?

May 6, 2010

I didn't post yesterday because I was up late Tuesday night doing this whole "research" thing for the story I'm working on. Plus, I was watching Master Shake microwave kittens. Wrong? Sure. Disgusting? Yeah. But the whole thing was disturbingly and irreverently funny.

I didn't get a chance to post over lunch because I was busy wrapping up stuff at work so that I can take the remainder of the week off. I'm taking the boy to a baseball game today--Durham is home to America's favorite minor league team, after all--and tomorrow I'm taking off because, honestly, who wants to come back from a day at the ballpark and work, especially on a Friday? Not me, that's for one.

So, I'm not really posting today because I was, again, doing research last night followed up by a little bit of *knowing laughter* with the wife. Apparently, blog posting comes somewhere behind Norse gods and wild monkey sex. I figure it's good for you guys to know where you fall.

I thought I'd show you this, though. When I joined the Facebook, I tried to resist the urge to play some of those stupid games, and then I got hooked on one or two of them. Again, I apologize if I let something slip from time to time and spam your pages. Honest. I'm sorry.

However, this happened to me the other day and I found it so amusing that I felt compelled to share it.


Nothing sates your megalomaniacal thirst for power like fighting the Son of God and winning! Awesome.

Now that I've appeased my inner Jacob, I thought I'd take this new-found power and tell you all to skip out on work and go take in a ballgame today, like me. It's Thirsty Thursday, after all, so you should celebrate it. Go on. You've worked hard. You deserve it. It's not like you sit around all day reading blogs or anything.

12 comments:

Wynn said...

Oh yeah I'm totally drinking today. I'm just waiting for the others to join me. Eventually they will. They always do.

BigSis said...

Have fun at the game and enjoy your time off. I am jealous!

Travis said...

Dude. Applicable Jacob reference, FTW!

Congrats on beating Jesus. I can only wonder about how he'll deal with that come judgement day.

otherworldlyone said...

Skipping out on work. Oooh I wish.

I've been avoiding Facebook and refusing to join. I just didn't feel like dealing with it or getting hooked on something else.

But...fighting Jesus and winning? I'm now seriously considering joining.

BeckEye said...

My niece and I created Jesus and Hitler Miis and made them play Wii baseball against each other. I was good, she was bad. First game, they tied, but in the second game, good triumphed over evil.

SkylersDad said...

Did Jesus try and use any of his old carpenter tools on you? Cause that would be awesome!

jeneypeney said...

I'm definitely skipping out on work tomorrow.

Although it is below 40 out here in the Great White North and I will probably spend the whole day inside watching terrible television.

Raine said...

That is quite the accomplishment! Congrats!

corticoWhat said...

Thanks to Carl's glowing turds, Master Shake's microwaved kitties came back to life.

How scary is that for you to find that you share entertainment interests with a 58 yr. old liberal?

Bwahahaha...

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Ah yes. Of course. Master Shake microwaving kittens refers to Adult Swim's popular TV series, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Nobody's REALLY microwaving kittens. Pfft. Course not.

*x's out of google search window*

Gwen said...

What was Meatwad doing? And why did I wait until today to read this and miss out on Thirsty Thursday?

Scope said...

Hope you celebrated Thor's day by getting hammered.

Sorry I'm late. Catching up from a weekend in Seattle.