I realize it's four o'clock in the afternoon, so it's a little late, but Merry Christmas to everyone, anyway.
I was busy last night taking care of those fatherly things that one has to do before Christmas morning: setting out the presents, tying bows on scooters, getting all of the parts to a basketball goal out of the box, deciding to set the basketball goal up during the daylight, eating the cookies, drinking the milk, nailing the wife.
Oh, yeah, and watching NOTRE DAME WIN A BOWL GAME FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WAS A SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not that I'm excited, or anything.
Merry Christmas to everyone. Thanks for making this blog such a great place to hang out and to write and everything. I hope you stay around for the rest of the year and on into 2009. I'll try to keep entertaining you (though I'm pretty much tapped out of dating stories that involve girls being sexually harassed by monkeys).
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