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December 17, 2008

Yesterday, there was much mention of the travesty that Keira Knightley brought to the role of Elizabeth Bennett in the most recent farce production of Jane Austen's classic Pride & Prejudice. Everyone pretty much panned her portrayal, which is awesome because my wife, the Buxom and Comely and Easily Terrified Boudicca, has the exact same thoughts on the subject, except she tends to work the words "fucking joke" into the mix.

However, one person, whom we shall refer to as McGone, wanted pictures of Keira Knightley posted. Being the attention and blogwhore that I am, I felt it my duty to acquiesce and post a picture of Ms. Knightley. Without further ado:
Dude, I think she's even naked!

8 comments:

SouthernBelle said...

God, you're so mean! She totally eats, at LEAST once a week!

LYDIA said...

Look at you, all witty ....

10 points for Mrs. Jenks!

Anonymous said...

Dude. Christina Hendricks. - jt

Poobomber said...

Hahaha, don't forget her intentional nose squint!

Sassy Britches said...

Love her most of the time, but this is too funny!

Scope said...

Are you sure that's not the "Full House" chick who's BONING the ball cancer dude with the yellow flea collars? I get these Hollywood types all confused if they aren't wearing name tags.

McGone said...

You can't fool me... that isn't a picture of Keira Knightley. The breasts are too big.

I was merely pointing out that contractually whenever Ms. Austen is mentioned Knightley must be shoehorned in somehow. I, personally, don't have much of an opinion of wither... despite two days of commenting on them.

Alaina said...

Did she gain weight for that picture?