Sorry, folks. I'm experiencing some technical difficulties. Seems as though Time Warner Cable, in their infinite dumbassery, thinks that my new, hot damn, red-head with big knockers and wearing fuck me boots and fishnets...where was I? Oh, right, my new computer. Despite it having 64K worth of RAM, TWC seems to think it has less than 32K. Granted, it's spread over four processors, but still. Dumb fuckers won't let me hook it to the internet. AND TWC is again threatening to take away Nickelodeon and pretty much every other channel I watch.
I'm off to order AT&T wireless for the house. It might be a little slower than road runner, but I'll bet they have better customer service. Oh yeah, and it's an assload cheaper. Eat dick, TWC. If I didn't live at the bottom of a hill, I'd dump your shitty television services, too (although the Big Ten network for $5.00 a month...very nice...I can watch Indiana lose whenever I so desire!)
I hope to be back soon. In the meantime, enjoy the test pattern from above. If you cross your eyes and stare at it long enough, and say "boobies boobies boobies" three times fast, a picture of Leelee Sobieski resolves itself from the colors. Mmmm...boobies...
2 hours ago