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Happy New Year

January 1, 2009


While most of you are probably drunk right now--or should be, dammit!--I thought I'd still take a moment to wish you a Happy New Year. While I realize that it's awfully self-centered of me--after all, this is my blog--to wish you a Happy New Year based on Eastern Standard Time, it's where I'm currently situated. While some of you are already trying to work off your hangover and some of you have yet to see the new year descend upon you, rest assured that I am wishing you the very best for 2009. And by the very best, I mean more profanity- and innuendo-laced blog posts. I'm a giver like that.

11 comments:

mike said...

Eastern Standard Time rocks. I wasn't even aware that other time zones existed.

Happy New Year, dude.

Frank said...

Central time is where it's at, but unfortunately I was in the Eastern time zone for this new year's, meaning around 1 AM, I got shit ton of drunken text messages from friends in Chicago wishing me a "happy nfew youar!!1!"

Gwen said...

Yup. I WAS really drunk when you posted this. Happy New Year to you, too, mjenks! I can't wait for more profanity- and innuendo-laced blog posts.

Gwen said...

I also promise to do my best to reciprocate with profanity- and innuendo-laced blog posts.

Chemgeek said...

Please don't blog so loud. It hurts my head......

Alex Galvez said...

I love the Eastern seaboard.....but Hawaii time really rocks.....we watched the world party and then did some of our own! Aloha

Moooooog35 said...

And porn...don't forget to wish for more porn.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Happy New Year Mjenks! I always come here for the best innuendo and profanity laced posts!

SouthernBelle said...

Innuendo & out the other...

Yay profanity & innuendo!

Will Shannon said...

Right back at you.

Oh, and when you wrote that, sweet Jesus, I was drinking oil cans of Foster's with the Polish Man Mountain.

Christ, did we get drunk.

Hey, it's what I do.

BeckEye said...

Everyone knows that EST is the only time zone that matters.