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A Very Special Birthday

January 8, 2009

Today, world, is January 8th. In case you've been, I dunno, stupid for your whole life, you should know that today is the king of celebrity birthdays.
That's right. Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis left the uterus today. So, fluff up your sideburns, put on your rhinestone jumpsuits, get ready to throw around your smallclothes. It's time to celebrate a birthday!

Heavens to murgatroid. This just in.
I've just been told that today is also the birthday of Internet Sensation Dr. Zibbs, owner and operator of That Blue Yak. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, there should be a law that prohibits two celebrities of this magnitude celebrating their birthday on the same day. Ladies and Gentlemen, Dr. Zibbs has left the uterus! So, fluff up your sideburns, put on your rhinestone jumpsuits, get ready to throw around your smallclothes. And be sure to wish Dr. Zibbs a Happy Birthday! You might even want to buy him something for lunch...

10 comments:

BeckEye said...

WHY am I required to be at work on such a special day???

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I'm unsure. I can only assume that our respective employers are Communists.

red said...

500 cool points for that Heathers quote.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

I wasn't aware that Yak was a special delicacy. Watch your back Zibsy!

Dr Zibbs said...

Excellent! Thanks. And I've been meaning to try some Yak steaks.

Jidai said...

Who's Elvis?

Ashley said...

That means my mom will be in an inevitably good mood today.

She loves Elvis so much that my sister bothered to get her an Elvis pop-up book about Graceland and she LOVED it.

Lisa-tastrophies said...

So with all those Yak specials, are you trying to tells us that The Blue Yak is also dead????? Please tell me they used a stand-in Yak for those specials and not the real thing. :-)

Bonus points to Red for spotting the Heather's quote. I snarfed when I read it because it was one of my favorite lines back in the sorority days. :-)

Susan said...

I had to read this 7 times just to keep laughing at your "Fuck me with a chainsaw" line. Pure Poetry.

Will Shannon said...

The USA has had (almost) forty-four presidents but only one King.

Make up a mess of peanut butter and 'nanner sandwiches and watch Aloha From Hawaii.

All Hail The King!