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My Apotheosis

January 14, 2009

Right after you all get done worshipping the Massive Pork Log, you can bow down to me. says I'm an Uber Cool Nerd God.  Click here to take the Nerd Test, get nerdy images and jokes, and talk to others on the nerd forum!

I, of course, require hefty donations to support the church of me. Also, I demand sacrifices or porcine life forms. The recipe is in the previous post. And, of course, ladies, I require that all worship of my Uber Cool Nerd Godliness be done topless at least, naked if you're a true follower. Photographic (heavy on the graphic part, please) proof will be required. Often.

And if not, let the vindictive smiting begin.

And, should you happen to be, I dunno, married to me...I think you just found your Zeus character. And dinner better be on the table when I get home, lest the smiting begin anew.


red said...

Lucky. I took this quiz and was only kinda, sorta a nerd. I am highly disappointed.

Giggle Pixie said...

I just had to go take this test. I'm a Slightly Dorky Nerd Queen.

And damn proud of it. LOL

TishTash said...

I took another test. 90% on the Monty Python and the Holy Grail test. I'm a little disappointed in myself.

Gwen said...

That was supposed to read, "You and Pistols ARE nerds."

Gwen said...

First, this is the second blog post today that employed the word "apotheosis." You can Pistols ARE nerds.

Second, I took off my clothes to worship you and was promptly sent home from work. Thanks!

Gwen said...

Me again! Just reporting my results: Kinda Dorky History/Lit Geek. I'd say that was accurate.

Alaina said...

Leaving clothes firmly in place. I will not worship. I will not. I refuse, good sir.

I took the quiz. I was not shocked... stay tuned for my results.

Poobomber said...

You. smug. bastard.

I'll get you yet!

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

@ Giggle Pixie: Nerd Queen, eh? Have you met Poobomber, the Nerd King? Of course you have. The of your blog...started with him.

@ Red: Yes, but you're still a redhead, and that trumps all (except for my divinity, of course).

@ TishTash: Are you disappointed you did so well or so poorly? Also, my boss was hired at my company because he knew the average windspeed of an unladen swallow.

@ Gwen I: See, you are already reaping the benefits of my godliness. Also, I might have to check this Pistols chap out, ride him around the block, kick the tires and whatnot.

@ Gwen II: It's okay, Gwen, I understood what you wrong.

@ Gwen III: I'm liking how this quiz is breaking down a person's dorkitude/nerdliness/geekosity by different areas of expertise. People can see that my strong suit is science.

@ Alaina: I was about to begin the vindictive smiting, but then I figured that my sudden elevation to god-like status should leave me with a kind heart and allow certain caveats in the naked -40 degree temperatures.

@ Poobomber: Until then, Victory is Mine!

Lisa-tastrophies said...

I have been worshiping at your alter of Nerdiness for ages! Please see attached blogger photo to the right (sorry it's as close as I can get to naked without the school board wanting to "talk" to me.)

TishTash said...

Disappointed that I didn't get a hundred. And is it a European or an African swallow (see? I totally deserved that 100%)

Susan said...

I'm scared to take the test and realize I'm super cool and way "un-nerdy". Were those your real scores? Impressive!

Susan said...

Ok, confirming title of "Cool-Non-Nerd". Hmmmmmm.... good or bad?

Moooooog35 said...

"...Right after you all get done worshipping the Massive Pork Log, you can bow down to me...."


If I had a dime for every time I've said that.

Shupe said...

I just fell upon your blog- and I'm laughing pretty hard- I think I shall have to stalk you now!!!


and btw BACON IS NASTY- but there's a whole joke in the works daily on how much I can't stand it- and weird I am for not liking it!!

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

@ Lisa: Ah, your constant support of my Nerdliness is probably what helped shoot me up the godly scale. I appreciate your hard work and merriment. I can smite the school board, if you'd like.

@ TishTash: Well, I mean, I was a little disappointed in you, but this just confirms it.

@ Susan 1: Don't be scared. It just hurts a little, right at the beginning.

@ Susan 2: Probably good, but just to be safe, you should still do some naked worshipping.

@ Moooooog35: You'd have a nickel?

@ Shupe: The more the merrier, welcome aboard. Now, make with the topless worship.