Right after you all get done worshipping the Massive Pork Log, you can bow down to me.
I, of course, require hefty donations to support the church of me. Also, I demand sacrifices or porcine life forms. The recipe is in the previous post. And, of course, ladies, I require that all worship of my Uber Cool Nerd Godliness be done topless at least, naked if you're a true follower. Photographic (heavy on the graphic part, please) proof will be required. Often.
And if not, let the vindictive smiting begin.
And, should you happen to be, I dunno, married to me...I think you just found your Zeus character. And dinner better be on the table when I get home, lest the smiting begin anew.
16 comments:
Lucky. I took this quiz and was only kinda, sorta a nerd. I am highly disappointed.
I just had to go take this test. I'm a Slightly Dorky Nerd Queen.
And damn proud of it. LOL
I took another test. 90% on the Monty Python and the Holy Grail test. I'm a little disappointed in myself.
That was supposed to read, "You and Pistols ARE nerds."
First, this is the second blog post today that employed the word "apotheosis." You can Pistols ARE nerds.
Second, I took off my clothes to worship you and was promptly sent home from work. Thanks!
Me again! Just reporting my results: Kinda Dorky History/Lit Geek. I'd say that was accurate.
Leaving clothes firmly in place. I will not worship. I will not. I refuse, good sir.
I took the quiz. I was not shocked... stay tuned for my results.
You. smug. bastard.
I'll get you yet!
@ Giggle Pixie: Nerd Queen, eh? Have you met Poobomber, the Nerd King? Of course you have. The stalking...er...reading of your blog...started with him.
@ Red: Yes, but you're still a redhead, and that trumps all (except for my divinity, of course).
@ TishTash: Are you disappointed you did so well or so poorly? Also, my boss was hired at my company because he knew the average windspeed of an unladen swallow.
@ Gwen I: See, you are already reaping the benefits of my godliness. Also, I might have to check this Pistols chap out, ride him around the block, kick the tires and whatnot.
@ Gwen II: It's okay, Gwen, I understood what you wrong.
@ Gwen III: I'm liking how this quiz is breaking down a person's dorkitude/nerdliness/geekosity by different areas of expertise. People can see that my strong suit is science.
@ Alaina: I was about to begin the vindictive smiting, but then I figured that my sudden elevation to god-like status should leave me with a kind heart and allow certain caveats in the naked worship...like -40 degree temperatures.
@ Poobomber: Until then, Victory is Mine!
I have been worshiping at your alter of Nerdiness for ages! Please see attached blogger photo to the right (sorry it's as close as I can get to naked without the school board wanting to "talk" to me.)
Disappointed that I didn't get a hundred. And is it a European or an African swallow (see? I totally deserved that 100%)
I'm scared to take the test and realize I'm super cool and way "un-nerdy". Were those your real scores? Impressive!
Ok, confirming title of "Cool-Non-Nerd". Hmmmmmm.... good or bad?
"...Right after you all get done worshipping the Massive Pork Log, you can bow down to me...."
Man.
If I had a dime for every time I've said that.
I just fell upon your blog- and I'm laughing pretty hard- I think I shall have to stalk you now!!!
Cheers-
and btw BACON IS NASTY- but there's a whole joke in the works daily on how much I can't stand it- and weird I am for not liking it!!
@ Lisa: Ah, your constant support of my Nerdliness is probably what helped shoot me up the godly scale. I appreciate your hard work and merriment. I can smite the school board, if you'd like.
@ TishTash: Well, I mean, I was a little disappointed in you, but this just confirms it.
@ Susan 1: Don't be scared. It just hurts a little, right at the beginning.
@ Susan 2: Probably good, but just to be safe, you should still do some naked worshipping.
@ Moooooog35: You'd have a nickel?
@ Shupe: The more the merrier, welcome aboard. Now, make with the topless worship.
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