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July 28, 2010

So, I've been kind of busy with my job lately, and my wife is trying to recover from a badly pinched nerve which has rendered her flat on her back. And while I am forced to look that gift horse in the mouth--*sigh*--I've been busy playing video games in the evening trying to keep the house running like a well-oiled machine.

Plus, my "always on" high speed internet from Time Warner Cable's Roadrunner...wasn't on last night. In fact, a lot of nights, it doesn't work on my computer. My wife's is fine. She even can do things like "surf the internet" and "check her email". Me? I'm stuck watching the arrows spin round and round while the page tries to load. But, you know, Roadrunner has that awesome blast of speed so that I can do anything I want on the internet. Provided that "anything" doesn't include "use the internet".

Fuckstains.

In light of an actual post (besides, the post yesterday about Cougar Sheri and the Hillbillies ran a bit long), I thought I'd give you this fantastic video that someone sent me a while ago. Just...be sure to watch in the background:



As one of my friends said, "That thing was fucking massive!"

Nothing quite like live news to make your day, is there?

12 comments:

Moooooog35 said...

I was wondering where that thing went.

Adam L. said...

Maplewood isn't too far from where I grew up, but I think I might be young to remember that thing showing up on the news.

Hilarious!

Heather said...

That isn't a dildo, it's a dead snake! No way do they make dildos that big. The woman who uses that thing, well, let's just say black holes have something in common with her...

kate said...

*blink*

That dong...how the..?

*blink*

Where do you..? How does it..?

*blink*

SkylersDad said...

When they mentioned the police used a battering ram to get in, I think they were just carrying the battering ram back out.

Nej said...

Ummmm.......huh......yeah.....well.....

The Invisible Seductress said...

Ohmyohmyohmyohmy!

Do you have to blow it up? Or would it just be happy to see me?

DEZMOND said...

the first passage of your post was absolutely hilarious, I guess you being busy around the house (or computer) doesn't kill your humor ;)

Amber Tidd Murphy said...

Fuckstain = awesomespice.

I'm definitely going to steal that one. ;)

snowelf said...

AMAZING! Wait--I didn't mean the dildo. What I meant was what a coincidence! I've also been not blogging as much because I have not been busy playing video games in the evening because I certainly did not go to GameStop a few weeks ago and splurge on three new games for the chilis and I. I mean, really, we all know I'm the worlds most perfect and responsible single mom who after a uber long day of fixing computers, always does all her laundry and dishes right away. All the time. Every night. I would never do anything like that. When would I have time?

--snow

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Are. You. Kidding. Me.?

Talk about great product placement.

Cora said...

Well, okaaaayyyyy, yes, that thing is frighteningly mammoth and all, but why are the police taking it?

It's a DRUG bust, right?

How is a Madame Maxime-worthy schlong "evidence" in a drug bust?

What, were the 44 pounds of cocain smuggled inside the actual schlong???? I don't get it.