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October 6, 2008

Future me has yet again sighed a huge sigh of relief. That's right. In case writing something bad about someone in my blog won't sate my desire for revenge, I can always fall back on Wikipedia and it's liberal editing and libel & slander rules.

In case you've never utilized this feature before, sometimes it's far more enjoyable to read the history and the edits on a particular Wikipedia page rather than just the main article. For instance, if it wasn't for the editing page, I'd never know that Pete Carroll, the coach of the University of Southern California Trojans football team, is a polesmoker. Also, poor Pete was apparently anally raped by his team mates on the sports teams in high school. I guess this affected him deeply and he therefore was caught up in a rape case. I guess this is what success breeds. The only reverts for Charlie Weis are that he is fat. Original, fellaz, real original.

I hereby vow, with that in mind, to be far more creative in any future wiki-vandalism that I may partake in. Nothing says maturity like smearing someone's character on a public encyclopedia database, and I'm just the kind of jerk to take advantage of such things. Because, really, if it's not written across the interwebs, then I'd have to take up graffiti. Hmmm...maybe that's not such a bad option...

5 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

tee hee hee.

Hap said...

I'm wondering at what age one gets over calling someone he doesn't like gay. I figured that that wasn't a mature insult in elementary school, let alone at ages in the double digits. I guess it never gets old, kind of like fat jokes or "Yo mamma" jokes.

It would have been so much classier and mature to discuss his fetish for Stanford clothing items.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

That's what I'm sayin, Hap. I mean, go for something a little more cerebral than he's a fag or he's gay or he likes little boys. Or he's fat.

The guy who said that Weis' by-pass surgery was due to him swallowing a ham in one bite was kind of clever, but still. Something like "There is little truth to the rumor that Weis sang a naked version of 'In the Navy' by the Village People in front of the Golden Dome while burning a picture of the Pope after last year's humbling loss to the Naval Academy are unfounded" would be a lot better.

Also, I'm over calling things gay. Except when I say "We'll have a gay old time." I'm old school like that. But then I also like to throw another faggot on the fire when the flames die down a little bit and think it a bit queer when people get offended.

Mel O said...

THIS is a brilliant resource that I definitely need to utilize more often.

Not WITH YOU, of course ;)

Anonymous said...

I can always fall back on Wikipedia and it's liberal editing and libel & slander rules.

Dear Young Matt,

That "it's" should be its as it's means it is.