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Friday Morning Latin Lesson, Episode IV

December 5, 2008

Man, I tell ya. People are knocking down the door to get into this thing. Fortunately for me, the Wiz has been handling all the requests to step in and do a celebrity cameo for the Friday Morning Latin Lesson. It's kind of like the Simpsons, except without the thick black lines around everything and humor. I'm sure Seth MacFarlane will be plagiarizing me before long.

Sorry, I just threw up a little in my mouth. Where was I? Oh yes, this week's celebrity. Last week, of course, featured the earthly incarnation of carnal beauty sometimes named "Amy Adams". This week, my friend Tricia's son stops by to help with the Latin Lesson. Tricia also has red hair and large, round...uh...anyway, her son Ethan is here to help with the Latin Lesson.

"Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis!"

"Poe-stah-im obe-scoo-ree lah-tare-ees nays-keet-ees!"

Translation in the Hover Text, Y'all!

6 comments:

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Dammit, Gwen. I wanted love when I posted on your blog this morning. All you gave me was comments thread herpes.

*sighs*

Chemgeek said...

et tu Vader?

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

*sigh* New BFF, this is Latin class. It's "Et tu, Pater?" Sheesh.

BeckEye said...

I think Darth Vader would be scarier if he spoke pig Latin.

Hap said...

So the power of the Dark Side is...the ability to look stupid in costume while waiting for another mediocre movie?

Where's his change cup?

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I'm pretty sure that was his Halloween costume. I don't think he was born in time to see those retched things in the theatres.