I. Am. Speechless. Speechless because I'm laughing so hard at this guy caught masturbating by his mailbox.
Yorktown, IN dude arrested for public spanking.
Can anyone else think of a better excuse to tell police? Neither can I.
20 hours ago
I. Am. Speechless. Speechless because I'm laughing so hard at this guy caught masturbating by his mailbox.
Yorktown, IN dude arrested for public spanking.
Can anyone else think of a better excuse to tell police? Neither can I.
Posted by MJenks at 1:12 PM
Labels: fornicating with yard implements, Indiana
15 comments:
Not a relative, I'm assuming? :P
Hilarious. "Show them who's boss" Are you kidding me?
I bet the neighbors now know who runs the neighborhood.
Whew!! Glad to know that America hasnt decended into an "anything goes" country just yet.
BEST. EXPLANATION. EVER.
Wow. I'm picturing my neighbor doing that and I honestly can't say that would make me think he was the boss. It would make me think he needs a girlfriend.... and that I might want to wash my hands after touching my mail.... but, boss? Uhh, no.
Classic!
I love how it says "masturbating *at* his mailbox". How do you masturbate at a mailbox? On it, by in and even in it I can understand. But at it? That just sounds aggressive.
I dunno, the guy getting mauled by a raccoon in his private parts because he was trying to have sexual relations with it. His explanation, "It was acting all slutty."
Or there was the guy who had a torrid affair with a strangers picnic table.
*laughing at Anna*
It DOES sound aggressive!! Can you picture it? "TAKE THAT!" Hee hee hee.
I can't exactly figure out what kind of "boss" this would make him.
Sounds to me like he was showing his Johnson who's boss.
I'm just sayin'
Yep, that's showing 'em who's boss alright. I haven't had a boss yet I didn't suspect of being a public spanker. haha!
Oh course he was showing them who the boss was.
He was "Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln ."
:-)
Wow, he sure did show them who the boss is.....
laughing at Sass right now..
I love the world we live in. (But in all honesty, when I clicked the link I was disappointed I didn't see a video there...sigh...).
Maybe he was showing his neighbors who won't be boss. There goes his chance to assistant manager at Steak and Shake, or maybe McD's.
Alternatively, maybe he was showing his neighbors what isn't boss. "I was trying to figure out what you were doing rubbing you midsection - your stomach's much further north, and I can't see anything there."
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