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Saving Indiana

August 18, 2008

After my post earlier in the day where I detailed the idiocy of my former home state, I've decided to go on a quest to save the poor pornography-ridden denizens of Hoosierland.

I give you a porn-free wedding photo:

Feel free to hand over the keys to the state, Indiana. I am your wedding photo art savior.

6 comments:

Frank said...

God, Indiana sucks so hard. I need to find a new way from Detroit to Chicago that doesn't involve driving through that crappy, porno-wedding-photo state.

Jidai said...

Food play, or Sitophilia, is a form of sexual fetishism in which participants are aroused by erotic situations involving food.

It's not as non-pornographic as you think. :D

Though I think I may be reaching...

poobomber said...

Yeah, I was thinking that for some of us...err, some of your readers, this might be porn.

I for one have saved this picture mentally as a good way to erase boners when say, there's a knock at the door or when I shouldn't be aroused. Like when family visits.

Rider said...

These are the most attractive people in Indiana. But, damn it, their lust for life is contagious, isn't it?

Gwen said...

Ooooh! Just what did jhanred say that you had to delete it?

If it was just spam, please make something up.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

@ Frank: I guess you could always cough up the money and fly. The great circle should take you over the north pole and away from Indiana.

@ Jidai: There's also a fetish for Hutt-like women out there, too. And thanks for inviting all the sitophiles on google to my blog. I appreciate it.

@ poobomber: Glad I could be of service.

@ Rider: Amen to that. The one on the right is full to brimming with lustiness and...uh...life. On a side note, are you more appreciative of the subtle Simpsons references I've been working in, largely to keep you amused?

@ Gwen: Whilst lying in each others arms, flushed with the actions of our love, the beaded sweat drying upon our bodies, we decided it'd be a good idea to remove that comment in case any matriarchal individuals should see it and decide to write us out the will (because we could really use that $0.67 someday).