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I Poop On You

August 4, 2008

This pretty much says it all:

You Are a Colon

You are very orderly and fact driven.

You aren't concerned much with theories or dreams... only what's true or untrue.

You are brilliant and incredibly learned. Anything you know is well researched.

You like to make lists and sort through things step by step. You aren't subject to whim or emotions.

Your friends see you as a constant source of knowledge and advice.

(But they are a little sick of you being right all of the time!)

You excel in: Leadership positions
You get along best with: The Semi-Colon

Yes, the punctuation mark that I ended up being is homophonic with the part of your body that compacts fecal material and delivers it to the rectum for further delivery into your comments section into the privy. There's something deep and meaningful in that: namely, that I'm full of shit.

I stole the idea from The Incomprehensible Alaina, who stole it from someone named Jen.

What are you waiting for, take the damned test yourself!

When you're done, tell me what you are.

Everyone back to your regularly scheduled frivolity.


Alaina said...

Only you would equate that the way you did... hence you are the colon. Thanks for playing along!

Ψ*Ψ said...

I'm a question mark...which is really pretty fitting. :)

Hap said...

Exclamation point - huh?

Chemgeek said...

Holy crap!!! I am exactly like you, a colon.

Now I know why I like this blog.

Falwless said...

You are a comma.

You are open minded and extremely optimistic.

You enjoy almost all facets of life. You can find the good in almost anything.

You keep yourself busy with tons of friends, activities, and interests.

You find it hard to turn down an opportunity, even if you are pressed for time.

Your friends find you fascinating, charming, and easy to talk to.
(But with so many competing interests, you friends do feel like you hardly have time for them.)

You excel in: Inspiring people

You get along best with: The Question Mark

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

@ Alaina You figured me out in a short period of time: poop jokes, as far as the eye can see. Thanks for stealing it from Jen.

@ psistar Welcome back! I thought all my posts against the Bluegrass State had run you off. Glad to see you're still around.

@ hap It's because you're so exciting and full of life. I think.

@ chemgeek Hahahahahahahaha...holy crap...colon...good one.

@ Lady Falwless You're the glue that holds subordinate clauses together.

Lou said...

I'm a semi-colon and I get along with the colon best...
And apparently I should be in the arts. Maybe the way I do experiments is a reflection of that inner want to be artistic.

I particularly like this about the semi-colon:
"You're very smart (and you know it), but you don't often showcase your brilliance."

teamslinger said...

hahahahahaha. I was laughing at the title.

Ψ*Ψ said...

oh, i'm still around...
i read, but don't comment on everything. :)

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

@ Lou While I'm an organiker by heart (and trade), I've always marveled at how biochemists manage to get the assays run that they run, especially on such tiny amounts of material. Currently, I'm on a project where I have to make 100 mg of everything (give or take), and that, for me, is nice. And then the biologists use 10 mg and run a hundred experiments. :D

@ slinger Yeah, I couldn't figure out where to put the picture of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, so I dropped him. He was my one and true inspiration for the post. Well, him and The Incomprehensible One herself.

@ psistar Phew. I thought you had gone. I don't know if it's subliminal, but I made something bright pink last night. I immediately thought of "pretty colors", but I doubt I can post a picture of it.

Strawberry said...

oh haaaay, i'm a semi-colon, looks like we're the perfect match!

Frank said...

Than God, I thought at first you meant THAT kind of colon...

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

@ Strawberry It's because we read each other's blogs. Blog unity. Or something.

@ Frank Actually, I discovered that it's not colon, it's Colon, like the Spanish last name. It rhymes with "cologne". Hmmm...I wonder what it smells like...

Jon said...

I'm a comma. Not sure I agree, but who am I to argue with science?

dg said...

I'm a semi-colon all the way, baby! And I get along best with the colon. A truer statement was never made, considering my accelerated pooping schedule.

Gwen said...

I'm an exclamation point! I couldn't agree more!

You are a bundle of... well, something.

You're often a bundle of joy, passion, or drama.

You're loud, brash, and outgoing. If you think it, you say it.

Definitely not the quiet type, you really don't keep a lot to yourself.

You're lively and inspiring. People love to be around your energy. (But they do secretly worry that you'll spill their secrets without even realizing it.)

You excel in: Public speaking

You get along best with: the Dash.

Are there any cute single dashes in the crowd?

Lisa-tastrophies said...

comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, comma- chameleon.
Oh I am giggling my ass of because I got to make a play on some random 80's Culture Club song. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE Someone stop me please before I hurt myself