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How'd I get to be so low? Apparently, the scanner found five instances of fucking, three shits, a pair of crappies (not the fish), and a single dead. Wait. Dead? Makes me NC-17? I guess my four-year-old is a sailor-mouth, then.
Before you turn away in anger/fear/disgust/rage, just remember that "Clerks", "Dogma" and "Zack and Miri" were all NC-17 originally, and look how funny they were. Yeah, I'm not buying it, either.
I shudder to think what some people's blogs would be rated. Even though they totally go and try to sweeten things up...and fail miserably...I'm guessing they'd be rated pretty high. But, forget the sweetening. I say, revel in what you are, and don't try to hide behind the ruse of fanciful unicorns and kittens licking dew drops.
I'm all out of inspirational messages, so here's a picture, instead:
4 comments:
'PG' for me.
I'm going to revel in how much holier I am than thou, you naughty man.
How did you find out that rating. I swear a hell of a lot more than you, can't wait to see where I rate.
Your love for Leelee Sobieski makes me laugh.
Curiously NC-17 as well.
I was shooting for humor in the contrast.
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