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December 15, 2009

Do you know what you get when you put two piers beside one another? Paradox.

I realize the votes are still being counted, but I'm going to go ahead and assume that, in a landslide victory with an impressive 81%, I was able to win the coveted Drysdale Award for the longest posts on a blog.

I just want to say thanks.

23 comments:

Ed Adams said...

Holy effing post, Batman.

That was short.

The irony was not lost on me, brother.

Travis said...

Well.

Congratulations.

Words? You gots em. Fuckin A.

Chemgeek said...

After 28 seconds, I stop reading.

carissajaded said...

Woah nelly. I kept looking for the rest of your post... Is there some more? I usually set aside at least 30 minutes to read your posts!!

But I loves it. Congrats!

mylittlebecky said...

you're welcome. also, i may or may not have voted. also, congratulations! you TOTALLY deserve it, dude. :)

Eric said...

Do you know what you get when you put Piers Anthony and Piers Morgan side by side?

A pair of dorks.

red said...

The post yesterday solidified your win as truly deserved. Congrats!

Just Another Momma said...

Congrats to you! This was kinda short though, is there more? haha You do have some good shit on here.

BeckEye said...

Ahhhh hahahahaha. It took me a while to get that one! I'm an idjit.

Congrats on your Drysdale. I won one also. Now I guess I have to actually start writing some Jon and Kate posts.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I should be bitter about not winning an award but I am above such petty validation. Can you answer a question for me? WHY DON'T THEY LOVE ME??? I am just as good as everyone else. My blog is great. GIMMEE GIMMEE GIMMEE. Sorry, kinda lost it there for a second.

Soda and Candy said...

You did win!

And it took me a shameful length of time to get the paradox joke.

It's a good thing I'm pretty.

Dr Zibbs said...

You did it!

Joshua said...

So what you're saying is that you can go on for days? (You're welcome, Ladies).

-Joshua

Will Shannon said...

"Least Influential Political Blog?"

Man, I'd have that shit wrapped up.

Gwen said...

Finally! A post short enough that I have time to comment after I've read it. ;)

Congrats, man! What are you going to do with yours? I think I'm going to eat chocolate pudding out of mine.

adrienzgirl said...

I vote, therefore you win.

Scope said...

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Sassy Britches said...

I'm glad I stopped read--I mean, stopped to read!

Heather said...

The great thing about that super long post was that it was interesting, I actually read the whole thing!

Congrats!

Moooooog35 said...

What time should we be over for the food?

Amber Tidd Murphy said...

You had my vote.

I take full responsibility for your win.

And, you're welcome.

Cora said...

Ha ha ha! This post was so short that I apparently missed it yesterday. *snicker*

Raine said...

Congrats on the award and the proper irony.