Do you know what you get when you put two piers beside one another? Paradox.
I realize the votes are still being counted, but I'm going to go ahead and assume that, in a landslide victory with an impressive 81%, I was able to win the coveted Drysdale Award for the longest posts on a blog.
I just want to say thanks.
30 minutes ago
23 comments:
Holy effing post, Batman.
That was short.
The irony was not lost on me, brother.
Well.
Congratulations.
Words? You gots em. Fuckin A.
After 28 seconds, I stop reading.
Woah nelly. I kept looking for the rest of your post... Is there some more? I usually set aside at least 30 minutes to read your posts!!
But I loves it. Congrats!
you're welcome. also, i may or may not have voted. also, congratulations! you TOTALLY deserve it, dude. :)
Do you know what you get when you put Piers Anthony and Piers Morgan side by side?
A pair of dorks.
The post yesterday solidified your win as truly deserved. Congrats!
Congrats to you! This was kinda short though, is there more? haha You do have some good shit on here.
Ahhhh hahahahaha. It took me a while to get that one! I'm an idjit.
Congrats on your Drysdale. I won one also. Now I guess I have to actually start writing some Jon and Kate posts.
I should be bitter about not winning an award but I am above such petty validation. Can you answer a question for me? WHY DON'T THEY LOVE ME??? I am just as good as everyone else. My blog is great. GIMMEE GIMMEE GIMMEE. Sorry, kinda lost it there for a second.
You did win!
And it took me a shameful length of time to get the paradox joke.
It's a good thing I'm pretty.
You did it!
So what you're saying is that you can go on for days? (You're welcome, Ladies).
-Joshua
"Least Influential Political Blog?"
Man, I'd have that shit wrapped up.
Finally! A post short enough that I have time to comment after I've read it. ;)
Congrats, man! What are you going to do with yours? I think I'm going to eat chocolate pudding out of mine.
I vote, therefore you win.
Winner winner chicken dinner!
I'm glad I stopped read--I mean, stopped to read!
The great thing about that super long post was that it was interesting, I actually read the whole thing!
Congrats!
What time should we be over for the food?
You had my vote.
I take full responsibility for your win.
And, you're welcome.
Ha ha ha! This post was so short that I apparently missed it yesterday. *snicker*
Congrats on the award and the proper irony.
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