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February 2, 2009

An actual headline culled from Yahoo! news just now:

US Seamen are Being Trained to Fend off Pirates

Apparently, the US Navy isn't aware of pirate stereotypes. To better educate themselves, might I suggest Real Ultimate Power?

8 comments:

Chemgeek said...

I had a double entendres at Denny's once. I didn't eat again for like two days.

Scope said...

What pirates? Butt pirates?

Candy's daily Dandy said...

OMG-i'm sure you read that dudes comments about ninjas being "sweet". Like sweeeet??

I'll tell you what is sweeeet-those Ninja star weapons. Id like to have a few of those in my purse...heh heh..

Oh and Chemgeek-I heard that Denny's is giving away a free Grand Slam breakfast today.

here is the link:
http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2009/02/02/barstool_public_service_announcement_dennys/

Chemgeek said...

Candy,

Thanks. If the nearest Denny's to me wasn't >100 miles away, I'd go. It's just not worth it. I would rather spend the gas money on a bacon log the size of my arm.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

@ Chemgeek: Do they still have the Moons over My-Hammy?

@ Scope: ALL pirates. Butt included.

@ Candy: Oh, ninjas are fucking sweet, don't you worry.

@ Chemgeek le deux: Amen to that. Pork logs kick the crap out of Moons over My-Hammy any day of the week.

Shupe said...

Knowing a little Ninja Kung Fu is good for da soul!!!

Hiya!!

puking over this bacon talk! Sheesh!!! I never escape it do I? My close friends would be busting up over this for sure!

mike said...

I bet a lot of "pirates" catch the ninja.

Lisa-tastrophies said...

That is just wrong...on so many levels.